Summer Suck Reason 7

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So, the kids want to go to the amusement parks and fairs this summer. Sounds like fun? Forget about it. The rides the we used to like when we were kids aren't fun anymore, and the new ones are so extreme that they're either terrifying or just make you sick. Still heading out? Watch these videos first...

Reason #7
WE'RE TOO OLD
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